Hi Mandy. I absolutely love this piece. I've started a publication that I'm hoping will become home to the best personal essays and creative nonfiction that Medium has to offer (Tell Your Story -- https://medium.com/tell-your-story). I think there's an underserved niche on Medium for this (dare I say Sedaris-like) kind of work, and I'd like to try to serve it. Right now, I'm focusing on building a catalog / library of recently published work that fits the description "the best creative nonfiction on Medium". This piece certainly fits that. I noticed it is not in a publication. Would you be willing to submit it to Tell Your Story? Please feel free to email me at chris@writing-coaching.com if you'd prefer to interact that way. Thank you so much for considering this!